This is a simple script that will show how many cores a Mac has wo/ confusion in a case macOS is being used, various tools may show differently a number of them that are for use.
Ya can use -fun option to display info in a funnier way, I wrote it to be having funny option.

Don't be shy, feel free to give it a try, hesitation isn't good for you when it comes to that type of goodies, trust me, there should be no harm in that unless you are a hermit. I believe it's quite easy to download it and to do something with that, after all what have you got to lose?

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